February 26, 2012: Come on, Oscar! Let’s You and Me Get Drunk!
03/06/2012

            My old friend Dominick has us (me, Todd, Paul Braun, Carolyn Rauch) over to watch the Oscars every year. He makes a lavish meal and some very strong cocktails, and we fast-forward through all the boring acceptance speeches.

            Many Christmases ago, I gifted Dom with a Lindsay Wagner Styling Head. He brings Lindsay out each year for the Oscars bash. This year, she wore a tiara.

            I gained 14 pounds tonight. And Viola Davis was robbed.

Dominick's TV disappears into the floor when he's not watching it.

 Thing I Hate Today: Americans disparaging the French. Racists!