December 1, 2012: Back

            My friend Mike knows everything.

            “Yeah, you’ll blog for six months or so,” he told me when I launched this thing, “and then you’ll just stop.”

            I told him, of course, that this would never happen. “I’m different,” I’m sure I said. “This blog thing is a commitment! I’m great at commitments.”

            But I hate writing. No revelation there: I’ve known I hate to write—especially for free—for the nearly 30 years I’ve been doing it for a living.

             Anyway, I’m back, to haunt you with blather from my wee life. And, for those of you who noticed or cared, I’m sorry I vanished. Here, as a sort of penance, is another photograph of me looking ridiculous.

Which of these girls is Robrt Pela?

Which of these girls is Robrt Pela?

Thing I Hate Today: Procrastination is like breathing

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8 Responses

  1. Missed you, my dear. Welcome back!

  2. Cool. Love it. Laura Kerrigan was just asking me about you yesterday. She’ll dig that you’re back.

    -m

  3. You look great, but Michelle Pfeiffer looks horrible in those mustard shorts.

    • One word. Cameltoe. Or is that two words?

  4. Glad you are back! Was worried you were under the avalanche of life’s responsibilities.

  5. Well finally! I have been sitting at the edge of my seat for ages awaiting your next blog post. Now I can lean back.

  6. Glad to see you back!

  7. So happy you are back even though you don’t even know me! I am concerned to comment because I know I will use the wrong punctuation or grammar, then become the butt of your joke. By the way, your girlfriend has camel toe. Just saying…

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